Friend and loved ones of Blue Roo,
We are very sorry to inform you that our beloved rooster has been kidnapped! He was last seen at Softec’s annual symposium last night. All that was left in his stead was a chicken scratch note from his kidnapper(s). We are deeply concerned for his safety.
The kidnapper's note
Actions to secure his rescue are underway, and we ask that anyone who knows anything about his whereabouts would contact us via our Facebook page. Also, his kidnappers have created a Facebook profile for our dear Blue Roo, complete with photos to prove he is in full health.
If you have any information on Blue Roo or his kidnappers, please inform us!
Blue Rooster Telecom Staff
This message goes out to the kidnappers of Blue Roo:
Blue Roo has a very special diet of all-organic blue corn, which he needs every four hours on the dot. He also needs 3 cups of purified, fresh water with every meal. He has a very strict diet that must be followed. Please do not ignore this request.
We are deeply worried about our rooster, and we ask that you would return him to us immediately!
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